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Posted on: Apr 09, '09

HUMOUR IN MEDICINE

Apologies to the medico - surds pl. Sardar failed the Medical Entrance Examination to Medical College to become a Doctor because in the examination his answers to the Medical Terminology were as following:
*Needless to say why he never made it. You know why?*

*These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.*

* *Antibody - against everyone*

* *Artery - The study of the paintings. *

* *Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria. *

* *Caesarean section - a district in Rome. *

* *Cardiology - advance study of poker playing. *

* *Cat scan - searching for lost kitty. *

* *Chronic - neck of a crow. *

* *Coma - punctuation mark. *

* *Cortisone - area around local court. *

* *Cyst - short for sister. *

* *Diagnosis - person with slanted nose. *

* *Dilate - the late British Princess Diana. *

* *Dislocation - in this place. *

* *Duodenum - couple in blue jeans. *

* *Enema - not a friend. *

* *Fake labour - pretending to work.

* *Genes - blue denim. *

* *Hernia - she is close by. *

* *Impotent - distinguished/well known. *

* *Labour pain - hurt at work. *

* *Lactose - people without toes. *

* *Lymph - walk unsteadily. *

* *Microbes - small dressing gown. *

* *Obesity - city of Obe. *

* *Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize. *

* *Proteins - in favor of teens. *

* *Pulse - grain. *

* *Pus - small cat. *

* *Red blood count - Dracula. *

* *Secretion - hiding anything. *

* *Tablet - small table.*

* *Ultrasound - radical noise*

this is called MBMS DS

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gorakhpur718 said:

its nice yaar

June 06, '09

Pagal-Bhoot said:
hahaah sardar tussi great ho...

April 10, '09

staytuned said:
Hilarious definations. Had a good laugh.

April 10, '09

oriya2006 said:
Quite absurdie.

April 10, '09

singh7437 said:
hey kya baat hai.

April 09, '09

whirlwind2000 said:
HA HA HA !!

SARDAR'S EYE VIEW OF MEDICAL TERMS !

OF COURSE ON HIS OWN TERMS !!

QUITE HUMOROUS , NARESH !!

April 09, '09

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