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Posted on: Jun 15, '09

What did I do?

What do you do when you are being followed by a drunkard? I usually turn around and give them full khunnas look and say, 'Kya hai? Peechhe kyun aa rahe ho? Thappad bajaun ek?' It's enough to scare them away, especially with my muskal. The night before last I was getting back early, so decided to walk home. Almost after halfway through I realised I was being followed. To make sure, I waited a bit longer to cross the road and didn't cross even when I could have and kept criss crossing. The ugly drunk hag was still behind me. There is a playground right outside my building and only the residents of two surrounding buildings and ours use it as a shortcut. So, a stranger crossing that usually means a visitor or a stalker. This charlie was definitely no visitor.

All this while, I was talking to my boyfriend and didn't want to tell him because he'd have got angry/ worried/ paranoid/ and asked me to scream for help/pelt stones at the drunkard/call 100. I wasn't ready to do any of those. So, I hung up without telling him. Then I decided to grab the man by his collar and maybe even pin him down or something. So, with absolute krodh I turned around and.... it was someone else! I can't describe the look of confusion/fear/startle on this new guy's face. Without taking his eyes off me, guess just to keep an eye if I did something horrible to him, he walked a bit away and paced away hurriedly.

I looked around for the actual miscreant but he was nowhere in sight. Think my khunnas wala look earlier was enough to scare him away. I'd have slapped him an extra slap for making me scare the other johnny.

It reminded me of the time when I grabbed a wrong guy's collar and slapped him for eve teasing. He had called me pagal...

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tamizhachi said:
oh my jus by staring u threaten drunkard.... i loved it....

June 27, '09

tenjade_destiny said:
oops, how could i miss this intersting write up. i, in fact could visualise myself all the time while reading tis, yep xcpt that BF thing.....would have done the same thing....Dun worry nova, i am also an acclaimed Pagal, hee hee

June 27, '09

ladyinred17 said:
hahaha

wd love to see ur khunnas wala look gurl.

its best to confront them when possible.such idiots are a dime a dozen and are the biggest cowards.

tc n be safe.

mumbaiya lingo rocks....hahaha

June 17, '09

Novacaine said:
Eternalessence, I have said that a few times. One guy was following my sis n me and wanted to give us a ride. So, he asked, 'lift chahiye kya?' I replied, 'kaan ke neeche chahiye kya?' and my sis said, 'thappad chahiye kya?' hehehehe.

Sazz, nay, I haven't learnt anything. I'm a natural. Lol

Rest of the boys, don't worry, you will never be harmed by me ;) I only threaten friends, and that's quite enough coz they know I mean business. Hahahah

June 17, '09

King-Bulls-Ring said:
Hohhohho... poor chap..
Tell me next time which are the gallies you 'usually' walk, for me to avoid... hahhahha... I can imagine what a tight slap from Nova would be like... hehehhe

June 16, '09

cre8ive27 said:
LOL

June 16, '09

sazzyme said:
lol!
narrowly escapes the harrower!

did ya learn martial arts nova? as a means of self defence?

June 16, '09

FundamentalS said:
Hi Dhaval,
Going through it was as if I am the wrong person being given the khunnas look

But you have a charm dear lady. The way you write is just... like identifying oneself with it. You give a very realistic flow.

But tell you what, be serious in some literary work. You would go places. Really, I mean it. Hope you take it seriously !

June 15, '09

houri said:
u know but dhaval these are really bad times ...never ever walk home alone after 9..i keep pepper spray and i wanna also keep a dagger..
many times i ve misguided the guys and run away, however its best to confront them with that khunnas wala look..its very detering. proud of ya!!

June 15, '09

MyZoneCAN said:
Well...should I drop a pearl of wisdom...nay...any way...look before you slap!!!

June 15, '09

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