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Posted on: Aug 07, '09

My Mobile Phone

Ek ladki thi diwani si, mobile lekar firti thi ,
Sharmakar laihrakar mobile me vo jane kya kya karti thi,
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse akshar pucha karti thi,
Ye on kaise hota hai , ye on kaise hota hai,
aur mai hamesha us se yahi kaihta tha,
Pagli 'Zoha' ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai.
Kya likhun Is Mobile ke bare me.Aaj har kisi ki zarurat ban gaya hai ye kaan pe laga kar baat karene wala chhota sa yantra.Aalam ye hai ke ab to ye 'Bndhon' aur 'Bhikhariyon' ke haaton me bhi aashani se dekha ja sakta hai.Ladkiyan mobile leti hai sirf Missed call marne ke liye.shayad bhagwan ne unhe ye wardaan diya hai ke beta zindagi me kuch bhi karna lekin kabhi kisi ko direct call mat karna.unke beech ye sher bahut popular hai.
Missed call ek masti hai, jo sms se bhi sasti hai,
Nind ko bhagati hai, khoon ko jalati hai,
aur na chahte huye bhi meri yaad aati hai.
Ek din mera bhi Dil kiya ke kisi ki trin trin par mai bhi hello bolun.usi din market gaye aur naya hand set lekar aa gaye..lekin ham ye shauk jada din tak na kar sake.log jab raat ke 3 baje phone karke jab ye puchne lage 'wasim bhai' so rahe ho kya..??' to majburan maine apna mobile apne dost Sunny ko de diya.bina mobile ke kuch adhura sa lagta tha lekin fir bhi mai kush tha.ke
Ek Din sunny mere ghar aaye darwaza khat-khataye,
ham darwaza khole sunny mujh se bole,
mujhe tumhare pran chahiye abhi just,
sunny bhaiyya abhi thodi der paihle the aap bade mast,
Ab achanak kya ho gaya jo ho gaye itne dust.
Sunny ne mera mobile set wapas karte huye mujhse kaha,
Ye galat jankari deta hai,ise accha piece bata kar tume jabran mujhe thamaya tha,ye to tab pata chala jab call received nahikarne par 'Missed call ka aana bataya,
jab ki call kisi MISS nahi ghar se MISSES ka phone aaya tha,
paihle maine kisi Miss ka samjh kar, khushi ke mare lapak kar,uska No. lagane laga..no. milte hi ishq farmane laga.
yahan tak ke kiss ke liye us miss ko uksaya,
dono milkar Kismis ban jayenge apna dili izhar jataya,
udhar se vo dapat kar boli o akal ke dushman,
phaihle ghar aa fir teri khabar lungi,
tujhe kiss chahiye na mai tujhe 'kaddu' ki tarha ghis dungi.
Ab to musibat aan padi hai,ghar nahi jaa pa raha hun,
darbaje par mere swagat ke liye meri biwi jo taiyyar khadi hai.

hahaha maine kaha tha na beta ise zara sambhal ke rakhna.Are tujhe hansi aa rahi hai aur yahan meri jaan nikli ja rahi hai.kuch tarika bata is se bachne ka.Tu bhi pagal hai yaar.. is se bachne ka tarika agar mere pass hota to ye pyara mobile mai tujhe kyun deta.Yaar kuch bhi kar mujhe is musibat se nikal.....ek kaam kar phone laga..kise..??Vakeel ko...!!tu dost hai ya dushman itni si baat par tu mera Devorce karwana chahta hai...mai apni biwi se bahut pyar karta hun yaar.... sunny tu itna advance kyun chalta hai...??tu sirf phone laga kyun ki lowyer ek no ke lier bhi hote hai....lekin wasim mai kisi lier i meean lowyer ko nahi janta.Are yaar apni dost Madu ko phone laga..Madhu...??Vo pagli lowyer kab se ban gayi...abhi aadhi hi bani hai lekin tera kaam ho jayega...!!
Trin....trin..hello sunny bolo kaisa hai....kuch mat pucho yaar aaj phone par...........................!!!!!!
o ho bas itni si baat..ek kaam kar apna Mobile switch off kar aur kisi dusre phone se apni biwi ko phone laga aur pyar se puch...."Janun kahin mai galti se apna Mobile ghar par to nahi bhool gaya"...vo bolegi...are abhi to tumse baat ki thi tum kiss ke liye....are karam jali kis se kiss ki baten ki mera mobile to subha se mil hi nahi raha hai....aaj pata chala ke mere ghar se nikalte hi tumhara phone itna busy kyun raihta hai.ruk mai abhi ghar aata hun..,,fir shirt ki 2 batan khol kar ghar jana ab uska wahi haal hoga jo abhi tumhara hai...wah Madhu u r great.
Sunny ka kaam to ho gaya........ lekin kya sunny Madhu ke dikhaye huye raste par chal kar bach payega....kya vo itna bada jhoot bol payega....kya vo apni biwi se ye baat zada din tak chupa payega...ye sab janne ke liye milte hai ek chhote se break ke baad tab tak aap chai coffee pijiye aur apne comments dijiye.

Wasim(Goa)

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D_Avtar said:
yar tum bhi kamal ka blog likhte ho.
sach me bahut achi hai

September 12, '09

james786CAP said:
han ye baat huyi na ab munh nahi kholunga.
tape kisi aur ke liye bacha ke rakho.
kiss to tumhe zarur dunga.

August 20, '09

james786CAP said:
han yaar sunny ye pyar to koi samjh hi nahi pa raha hai...yaar post me agar dost log nahi honge to kon hoga.

August 20, '09

MErA_PeHlA_pEhLA_Pyr said:
yeah koi tang kahiyi nahi hai
yeah to sirf pyar hai ek dusre ke liye
par sabb issko leg pulling ka he naam de rahe hain

August 15, '09

MErA_PeHlA_pEhLA_Pyr said:
app muh mat kholna main
appke muh par type laga doonga hahahah
fir loon g aappki kiss fir app chila bii nahi paye ge

August 15, '09

james786CAP said:
ye kya baat huyi Madhu ji....ham leg pulling thode hi kar rahe hai ham to bas..!!

August 13, '09

james786CAP said:
Thanks for comm Zoha ji.

August 13, '09

james786CAP said:
kiss jab kabhi Goa aana jitna chahiye mil jayegi.

August 13, '09

james786CAP said:
tumhe acchi tarha pata hai uska kiska...munh mat khulwao warna pure fropper ko pata chal jayega.

August 13, '09

mistii_0062 said:
Wasim nice post likha....lekin aur nehi .ek dusre ka khichai band karo plzzz.

August 12, '09

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