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Posted on: Aug 22, '09

AND THE MENACE CONTINUES .....

AND THE MENACE CONTINUES ,,,,,,,,

The other day Sunil texted me an communication that he is in town and had the good fortune to meet our Mr.Menace EM4T.
He was over awed by the occassion , didn’t shake hands but in his elation hugged him a little longer than an causual embrace, overlooking the wayward history of our dear friend. The embrace was in sheer delight and lo and behold when the realization dawned that he was treading on dangerous territory ,in panic freed himself.

Knowing my penchant of converting mountains out mole hills he literally pleaded to me for not converting this meeting into another episode on the menace and save him from the embarrassment of over reacting in his sincere enthusiasm of meeting the noble soul .ha,ha,ha. Being firm on my promise I am
not going to indulge in causing any embarrassment to the poor soul but I would like to relate one of the most extraordinary and hilarious experience I had in the esteemed company of the Mr.Menace.

While in Australia,the bulls being at large from their better halfs pounced upon the oppurtunity to recharge the dwindling batteries and directed our urges straight to an forty plus night club to sate our evil desires. After downing a few drinks we managed to muster courage to persue the maidens hopping from table to table in hunt to appease our craving. Me being the timid type developed cold feet in trying to woo one of the bar girls but my adorable friend was at his best. Eager to learn the art in public relations I shadowed the old hat and over heard his tactful conversation with one of the maidens in pursuit :

'Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?' he asks.
'$100,' she replies.
In broken English he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?'
'No' she says.
'I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style.'
'No', she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.
'I pay you $300.'
'No', she says.
'I pay you $400.'
'No', she says.
So finally he says, 'OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.'

She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?'.
So she agrees and takes him to her chamber up stairs.

Finally, after two hours, they finish ,come down .Our curteious
friend then ordered an final round of a farewell drink and settle the bill of service..I saw the expression of elation glowing on the exhausted hooker’s face and she couldn’t hold her self back turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?'

My dearest friend replies 'You send bill to Government.'

" HARI OM TAT STAT."

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Gutz24 said:
Ha ha ha for a change this was indeed refreshing.....Thanks for sharing Sunil!!

August 28, '09

varsha4296 said:
is he The DENNIS THE MENACE?

August 25, '09

BindasCorner said:
Thanks Sunil for forwarding the link to such and hilarious stuff..
Reading it was like a wiff of fresh air in middle of reading sad/steamy/extra Mar. affairs etc on fropper..
thanks loved reading...

August 24, '09