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Posted on: Oct 22, '09

ASYLUM SEEKERS TO BRITAIN

Hei friends
you will love this one cause this is what is happening to asylum seekers in Britain:

Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of

'ASYLUM'.

Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:

HIJACK AN AIRLINER

and win

A COUNCIL HOUSE!

We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,

The British Taxpayer.

And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.

Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British Passport, and you only need one word of English:

'ASYLUM'

Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and
accosting drivers at traffic lights.

This competition is open to everyone
buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our

partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar.

No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.

All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password:

'ASYLUM'

A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where 20 local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury
£200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel.

They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain .

Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington Services area, in Historic Bedfordshire.

If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience

Just apply for legal aid.

Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help.

It won't cost you a penny.

It could change your life forever.
So play today.

Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet
activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers,
bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...

COME ON DOWN!

Get along to the airport!

Get along to the lorry park!

Get along to the ferry terminal!

Don't stop in Germany or France !

Go straight to Britain

And you are:

GUARANTEED

to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.

Everyone's a winner, when they play

'ASYLUM'

FORWARD THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAXPAYER YOU KNOW , and to those of my fellow Indians who are seeking visa to migrate to UK for scarce jobs:

yours suresh
waiting to welcome you

Tags: asylum, terrorist, drugist, bvritish tax payer, goat class

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rajputkhan said:
nice one

November 07, '09

creativefront said:

October 31, '09

manisha_bhattacharya said:
Phew! I need burnol for burns from your fiery sarcasm! But really, a rather sad state of affairs.

October 30, '09

eternalessencefoever said:
so fustrating for the taxpayers whose hard earned money is so misused!

October 25, '09

solarflare said:
Rofl! Rofl!... sorry couldn't help it...

but a sad story indeed... just like some of our own programmes....

October 24, '09

khabarchi said:
masan ki hansi , gahan gambhir, baba
you almost beaten the culprits by your words and wit.
thanks a lot for sharing with me.

October 24, '09

ladyinred17 said:
Can understand the frustration and ire. The tax payers money going into all this and more. Informative read for sure. Thanx for sharing. The money is wasted one way or an other in every country.

Tc and have a grt day ahead

October 24, '09

diya1992 said:
Intersting post.Thanks for sharing

October 23, '09

Harsha1000 said:
TO CONTINUE FURTHER...CLOSE ALL ENGINEERING,MEDICAL,RESEARCH COLLEGES AND INSTITUTIONS , STOP DEVELOPING USELESS PRODUCTS LIKE ENGINEERS,DOCTORS,SCIENTISTS,AGRICULTURISTS...ETC..ETC...AND START INSTITUTIONS TRAINING TERRORISTS,SMUGLERS...APPLY FOR CAMPUS VISAS..WORLD WILL BE SAFE&HAPPY IN ASYLUM...OH GOD RESCUE THIS EARTH FOR THE NEXT 100YEARS ATLEAST.

October 23, '09

Priyasinghpkl said:
so sad!!
But a good post!!

October 23, '09

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