The Cat In The Hat Updated For College Freshmen
A poem by Christopher
aka Dracul Van Helsing
written on September 6th, 2007



The cat in the hat
is where it’s at
said the prez of the frat
to join Delta Gamma
Sydney Obama
you must pass through the hat
with the cat.

Really? said the freshman rat
Yes, said the Prez of the Frat.

So through the hat
went the rat
who was swallowed by the cat.

Another one bites the dust
while the mousetrap goes to rust
now you may think I jest
but Prez Rat’s a puppet
and the cat a ventriliquist.

-Dracul Van Helsing

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