Russian President Vladimir Putin was being shown a series of videos
by Dmitri the assistant head of the Russian FSB (the successor of the Soviet KGB).

The video is of a man in a New Delhi swimming pool being approached
by a beautiful woman in a bikini.

"That man... isn't he Amit Dhawan the well-known Fropper blogger?" Putin
asked.

"That's right," Dmitri nodded, "I have no idea who the girl is."

"Still that hasn't stopped you from getting an erection every time
you look at her, " Putin noted.

"I see your ballistic missile is standing at attention as well, Mister President,"
Dmitri retorted.

"I hope to improve Russian-Indian relations in the near future," Putin replied.

Suddenly the girl in the bikini opens a violin case and pulls out a machine gun
and shoots Amit in the swimming pool.

"Mister Dhawan seems to have been bumped off," Putin observed, "was this
an agent of George W. Bush getting back at Mr. Dhawan for the blog post
he wrote on Pakistan yesterday?".

"No, George W. Bush doesn't have beautiful women working for him," Dmitri
answered, "mind you the women working for Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton 
are even uglier than Bush's."

"Was this a disciple of the Red Mosque who bumped off Mister Dhawan?" Putin
inquired.

"No, otherwise she would have been wearing a burka instead of a bikini,"
Dmitri replied.

"Any idea who was responsible?" Putin held up a globe of the world
and wondered whether he should plant his Russian flag down at the South
Pole as well.

"I believe it was the noted Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing,"
Dmitri replied, "one of the hates Mister Van Helsing has is being tagged
on the Net and our Russian bikini spies from New Delhi (who spy when
they aren't pretending to be African orphan women with billions in their
bank account that they are unable to access) report that Amit had tagged
Mr. Van Helsing to post a blog listing his 5 most intense hates. This was
probably Mr. Van Helsing's response to being tagged."

"Do you suppose we could get Mr. Bush to tag Mr. Van Helsing?" Putin asked.

"I think Tag is too intellectual a game for Mr. Bush to understand," Dmitri
replied.

Putin nodded.


The End.

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