This is the third of a trilogy of chapters.

Please read the preceding two chapters
Dracul Van Helsing Meets Angelina Jolie (October 25th, 2007) 
and All The World's A Stage (October 26th, 2007) if you have not
already done so.

(Scene: A hospital room in St. James' Hospital, London, 
England. Dracul Van Helsing is still in bed recovering from his
gunshot wound. Angelina Jolie is present dressed in a nurse's
uniform of white mini dress, white silk nylons and white spiked
stiletto high-heeled shoes. Hyung Grace Kwan the South Korean
vampire huntress is also present wearing a nurse's uniform of a
white mini dress, white silk nylons and white spiked stiletto high-
heeled shoes. She is dressed the same as Angelina because she
became quite jealous when she heard that Miss Jolie was coming to
see Dracul wearing such a provocative sexy outfit)

Angelina: So I understand you've solved the mystery, Dracul.
Is the magician Cyprian Angelheart an astral projecting
doppelganger?

Dracul: No, I looked for a perfectly rational logical explanation
first before I looked for signs of involvement of the Supernatural
at work. A friend of mine Jonathan who lives in a windmill as his 
home has for his profession the job of thinking up magic acts
for professional magicians. I talked to him briefly about the matter.
He wouldn't reveal to me the secret. But he dropped hints and
I developed a theory. After checking with Inspector Depp, my theory
was proved correctly.

Angelina: And what is your theory?

Dracul: Well, I believe some magic acts (Jonathan didn't
exactly tell me this but I guessed as such) require on occasion
for the magician/illusionist to have a double in performing the act.
Therefore I deduced that Cyprian Angelheart probably had a double
in performing a few of his acts.
Then I deduced that Cyprian Angelheart from what I know about him
is extremely individualistic and a bit of a rebel at heart. Therefore
I deduced that when the Department of Homeland Security brought
forth their fascistic directive requiring that professional magicians 
put their fingerprints on file with the FBI, Angelheart sent his double in
his place to put his (the double's)  fingerprints with the FBI.
I did some checking on Angelheart in newspaper stories on the
Net. I read in one story that an employee of Angelheart was fired
a couple of years ago for stalking celebrities.
They didn't name the employee but I suspected the one who
was probably Angelheart's double- the one whose fingerprints 
are on file with the FBI.
And since this fellow has been stalking you- I put two
and two together and got four. I was just informed an hour
ago by Inspector Depp of Scotland Yard that Ernie Dandelinus 
a former employee of Angelheart's (and one who is the spitting
image of Cyprian Angelheart) was arrested outside your hotel
room. His fingerprints match the supposed fingerprints of
Angelheart that are on file with the FBI.

Angelina: So you've proved that this stalker is
not Cyprian Angelheart himself. But how was he able
to get in my room without my bodyguards noticing?

Dracul: I don't think you can hang around a great magician
like Angelheart without picking up a thing or two. He
was probably able to use distraction- an illusionist's technique-
to get in your room. He deliberately selected dates in which
Angelheart was performing in public in front of live audiences in
other parts of the globe at the same time, because he knew that if
any fingerprints were found in your room- they'd be attributed to what
the FBI believed were the real Cyprian Angelheart's and how could
Angelheart be in your room when he was performing a spectacular 
trick at that time in front of thousands of people?

Angelina: So this Ernie Dandelinus was a pretty clever fellow.

Hyung Grace Kwan (kissing Dracul): But fortunately not as
clever as Dracul Van Helsing and his magic act planning friend
Jonathan who lives in a windmill up a creek.


                                             THE END.

Tags: