Posted on: Oct 31, '07
Hollywood Horror
Renfield was the chief of security and espionage
for the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
He had started out life as a hamster in one of Set
Enterprises' science laboratories in England.
But a hamster who was genetically modified to be
able to shapeshift into a human being and a myriad
of other forms.
He had escaped from the lab and made his way to
America.
There he had been captured as a hamster and sold
in a pet shop along with another hamster to an eccentric
clerk named Natalie Sarice who worked in a used book store
in Manitou Springs, Colorado.
While in Manitou Springs, Colorado, he promptly ate
his hamster roommate in the cage.
This horrified Natalie his owner but being the eccentric
she was, she kept the cannibalistic hamster anyway.
In Manitou Springs, Colorado, Renfield made contact with
the Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl who was working
in the area planning to seize control of the NORAD Defense
System in Colorado.
Renfield alerted Quetzalcoatl to the fact that he
was being held captive by in his words "a crazy woman".
Quetzalcoatl got in contact with Set.
The billionaire vampire Set set in motion a plan to rescue
his creation.
Out walking her dog one night, Natalie was attacked by a flock
of Canada geese whose leader was the feathered serpent god
Quetzalcoatl.
While Natalie was fighting off the flock of honking Canada
geese, Amadeus Emanon (who was the billionaire vampire Set's
personal assasin as well as personal concert pianist) broke
into the used book store and rescued Renfield from his cage.
Once out of the cage, Renfield was able to shapeshift into a
human again and return to England with Amadeus Emanon
to take up services again for the vampire Set.
As for poor Queztalcoatl, for his efforts he was eventually
placed into a multidimensional gateway by the Egyptian vampiress
Isis where he was teleported to distant Titan one of the moons of Jupiter
-there to serve a very cold exile.
Of course Quetzalcoatl at the time was trying to accept the heart of Dracul
Van Helsing vampire hunter which had just been ripped out of his chest
by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec while the Canadian vampire
hunter was tied atop a sacrificial pyramid in Mexico (Dracul and Qonzilqointec
have since kissed and made up).
Isis along with a couple of other vampiresses and a Japanese heart
surgeon managed to save Dracul. They then threw Quetzalcoatl through
the multidimensional gateway.
In the meantime, Renfield was happily carrying on chaos
and disorder across the world in his position as chief of
security and espionage for Set Enterprises.
As for Renfield's co-employee Amadeus Emanon, he too was
somewhat of an anomaly.
For Amadeus Emanon was a cloned human being- who had
been cloned from the DNA in locks of hair belonging to classical
composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, California hippy commune
leader-mass murderer Charles Manson and British actor Alan
Rickman (who plays Severus Snape in the Harry Potter movies).
For the past year, Renfield's plans have been somewhat thwarted
by the fact that Dracul Van Helsing and South Korean vampire huntress
Hyung Grace Kwan have been in London spying to see what the
billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set has been up to.
Recently however, Dracul Van Helsing had been gunned down
in front of Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament by a Venezuelan
intelligence agent. He was now in St. James' Hospital, London
recovering from his wounds although he had managed to use
his convalescence to solve the case of a mysterious magician's
assistant who had been stalking actress Angelina Jolie.
Now with Dracul out of the picture, Renfield was sent on a mission
by Set... to Hollywood... of all places.
Renfield's mission: to produce a horror picture in Hollywood.
But a horror picture that was more than just a horror picture.
For the movie was only part of a larger picture that both Set
and Renfield envisioned... and that larger picture was indeed...
HORROR.
To be continued.
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