Posted on: Mar 05, '07
Men are just Happier People.. Are They..??
Why Men Are Just Happier People..
What do you expect from such simple creatures...!?
-Your last name stays put.
-The garage is all yours.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can be president.
-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-The world is your urinal.
-You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
-Same work, more pay.
-Wrinkles add character.
-Wedding dress -$5000; tux rental - $100.
-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-One mood, ALL the time.
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
-You can open all your own jars.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
-If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
-Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
-Everything on your face stays its original color.
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
-You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
-You almost never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-You don't have to shave below your neck.
-Your belly usually hides your big hips.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
-You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
-You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
Please Read on...
Now King Bull doesn't quite believe the above....
So, he came up with his observtions on the above and see here...
Why Men Are NOT Just Happier People as it seems…!!!
What do you expect from such simple and poor creatures who are married/ dating…!?
Your last name stays put. (Yes.. its always the LAST name, whereas the FIRST name in everything is someone else)
The garage is all yours. (Rest of the house is never yours)
Wedding plans take care of themselves. (paid through your Credit Card, of course..)
Chocolate is just another snack. (which your partner generously spared for you from her 1 kg stock for a day)
You can be president. (Still can’t repair garage door without permission from Her Excellency….)
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. (Others don’t have to wear even that)
Car mechanics tell you the truth. (But car mechanics don’t change oils free, as for those Blonds)
The world is your urinal. (may be just one consolation to be content with…)
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. (But you never get additional gallon of gas free with a wink of an eye or a little extra cleavage…)
Same work, more pay. (for others Less (or sometime no) work, more pay)
Wrinkles add character. (what in town can you buy with character…?)
Wedding dress -$5000; tux rental - $100. (Wedding Gown - $10000, No rentals, paid by Groom…)
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. (Also cant get loans sanctioned in minutes wearing tight tops with a couple of inches lower neck).
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. (Because, new shoes are bought once in 3-4 years, so even it cut blister or mangle feet, just gets worn out)
One mood, ALL the time. (Absolutely… Which ONE mood is the question, as the partner’s mood is never predictable and almost always caught on the wrong side.)
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. (One way to save money to pay the (big) phone bills of partner)
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. (Plus a pick-up truck full in case you are taking your partner with you)
You can open all your own jars.( and give to other for consumption)
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. (and lot of blames for others thoughtlessness too…)
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. (OF COURSE.. This one is 100% True.. as they have friends a few and far apart and don’t wanna loose them)
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. (But, the fashion designers change the design of partner’s u/g overnight, and your partner is never out of fashion..)
Everything on your face stays its original color. (as no way to spend money for changing the color, however bad they are)
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. (Balance money for partner’s wardrobe of shoes..)
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. (Only thing is to find the nut, which your partner slipped through the wash basin drain and forgot it…)
You almost never have strap problems in public. (But to tie up the straps of your partner in public is not a thing to enjoy either..)
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. (But, must be able to press partner’s dress 10 minutes before you have to leave for the party)
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. (As there is not much left to style after you start dating or you are married).
You don't have to shave below your neck. (As even if you do, it does not matter to your partner)
Your belly usually hides your big hips. (Another valid reason for not buying new suits..)
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. (because the wallet is too light to buy one for each season.)
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. (and pay Rs.500 for partner’s manicure…!!)
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. (and pay Rs.250 for partners UPPER LIPS…!)
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. (and wait for 4 hours every day for 15 days for your partner to do hers and still listen to her weaning…)
People of the World, Please Tell me, where in the Universe Men Are Happier People....
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