10 Things I Hate About Women!

Ok. It's been a while since I've written anything meaningful. Dagny's tag has got me started on this post. Hope to vent my rage and to entertain you with these words. So here's some things I really hate about women:

1. They can buy awesome stuff off the street for ridiculously low prices! Now you know where all those new clothes come from DAILY!

2. Women scratching. Yup. I've seen it happen. And it's worse than what men scratching looks like.

3. Women with moustaches. Sorry. Feminism etc can take a hike on this point. I've faced women with bigger mooocheees than me! And I'm a TWENTY NINE YEAR OLD MALE!!!!

4. They can get anything they want, any where they want and ANY TIME they want it. And they don't even need to ask for it. It's offered..... And this includes first preference during shopping trips obviously.

5. They can get away with most of the evil stuff they do only because they are "shes"

6. The way men are crazy for women. It's horrible the bhav they get.

7. Their absolute nonchalance at performing activities like brushing teeth, shaving leg/under arm hair etc in their complete splaendor in front of you. 

8. And assuming it's vice versa!!!

9. Getting to leave early from work.

10. Ladies only local trains.



 

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