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For girls searching software bridegrooms

Oct 17, '08

Vidhya: hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden? Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to select, I am confused because of it. Vidhya: what is the confusion about? Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come. It seems now a days, the software guys are wanting to marry girls in the other field. That's why I don't know whom I must select among this. You are a software engineer na pls give me some suggestion . vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one holds. nithya: first is a manager. vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always. But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can't make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you with the night cab. Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day and night he will not accept. Nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a test engineer. vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have salt in it. If you ask him "will you not at least tell that it is good", he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I tell that. He is sooo good. Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the performance test engineer. vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will ask why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee, he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!! Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys?? Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will bear. Nithya: then tell about them. Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the problem with them is- they will say "I know it" whatever you ask them. Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the condition is you must keep saying "you are too good" after hitting them every time. Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom….

SOME LOGICAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS

Aug 18, '08

SOME LOGICAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS 1.Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock. 2.To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. 3.The road to success??.. Is always under construction. 4.Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. 5.In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back. 6.All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. 7.Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear 8.Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. 9.If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. 10.You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. 11.Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. 12. 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. 13.As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. 14.He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. 15.If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late. 16.Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. 17.When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. Â 18.If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls. 19.Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. 20.You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. 21.The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. 22.After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other. 23.If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. 24.Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker 25.Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more. 26.There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side. 27.An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. 28.Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them. 29.Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. 30.When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. 31.Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. 32.Well done is better than well said . 33.Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking. 34.Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS. 35.Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES. 36.Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Beware while using the trial rooms any where.

Apr 15, '08

Beware while using the trial rooms any where. HI All, Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S - Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror) How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not ? (Not a Joke!) Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. Many of the Hotels and Textile showrooms cheat the customers this way. HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR? When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror I.e., they can see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There may be someone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do. This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. Ladies: Share this with your friends. Men: Share this with your sisters, wives, daughters, friends, colleagues, etc. Share this message to all Ur friends in the Contacts

ONE BEDROOM FLAT...(must read) for every person who wants to settle there life in U.S

Apr 05, '08

Every person those who r far away from their parents for jobs should have to read this heart touching story!!! ONE BEDROOM FLAT... WRITTEN BY AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER.. A Bitter Reality As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in Software Engineering and joined a company based in USA, the land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA, it was as if a dream had come true. Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I would be staying in this country for about Five years in which time I would have earned enough money to settle down in India. My father was a government employee and after his retirement, the only asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat. I wanted to do some thing more than him. I started feeling homesick and lonely as the time passed. I used to call home and speak to my parents every week using cheap international phone cards. Two years passed, two years of Burgers at McDonald's and pizzas and discos and 2 years watching the foreign exchange rate getting happy whenever the Rupee value went down. Finally I decided to get married. Told my parents that I have only 10 days of holidays and everything must be done within these 10 days. I got my ticket booked in the cheapest flight. Was jubilant and was actually enjoying hopping for gifts for all my friends back home. If I miss anyone then there will be talks. After reaching home I spent home one week going through all the photographs of girls and as the time was getting shorter I was forced to select one candidate. In-laws told me, to my surprise, that I would have to get married in 2-3 days, as I will not get anymore holidays. After the marriage, it was time to return to USA, after giving some money to my parents and telling the neighbors to look after them, we returned to USA. My wife enjoyed this country for about two months and then she started feeling lonely. The frequency of calling India increased to twice in a week sometimes 3 times a week. Our savings started diminishing. After two more years we started to have kids. Two lovely kids, a boy and a girl, were gifted to us by the almighty. Every time I spoke to my parents, they asked me to come to India so that they can see their grand-children. Every year I decide to go to India… But part work part monetary conditions prevented it. Years went by and visiting India was a distant dream. Then suddenly one day I got a message that my parents were seriously sick. I tried but I couldn't get any holidays and thus could not go to India ... The next message I got was my parents had passed away and as there was no one to do the last rights the society members had done whatever they could. I was depressed. My parents had passed away without seeing their grand children. After couple more years passed away, much to my children's dislike and my wife's joy we returned to India to settle down. I started to look for a suitable property, but to my dismay my savings were short and the property prices had gone up during all these years. I had to return to the USA... My wife refused to come back with me and my children refused to stay in India... My 2 children and I returned to US Aafter promising my wife I would be back for good after two years. Time passed by, my daughter decided to get married to an American and my son was happy living in USA... I decided that had enough and wound-up every thing and returned to India... I had just enough money to buy a decent 02 bedroom flat in a well-developed locality. Now I am 60 years old and the only time I go out of the flat is for the routine visit to the nearby temple. My faithful wife has also left me and gone to the holy abode. Sometimes I wondered was it worth all this? My father, even after staying in India, Had a house to his name and I too have the same nothing more. I lost my parents and children for just ONE EXTRA BEDROOM. Looking out from the window I see a lot of children dancing. This damned cable TV has spoiled our new generation and these children are losing their values and culture because of it. I get occasional cards from my children asking I am alright. Well at least they remember me. Now perhaps after I die it will be the neighbors again who will be performing my last rights, God Bless them. But the question still remains 'was all this worth it?' I am still searching for an answer.................!!! START THINKING IS IT JUST FOR ONE EXTRA BEDROOM??? LIFE IS BEYOND THIS …..DON'T JUST LEAVE YOUR LIFE …….. START LIVING IT ……. LIVE ITAS YOU WANT IT TO BE …….

While Travelling by the Mumbai local trains.....

Mar 05, '08

While Travelling by the Mumbai local trains..... ALWAYS REMEMBER.... 1) Never iron your shirt if you intend to travel during peak hours. The packed train shall do the needful. 2) Thou shall buy a first class pass only if your company is paying for it. 3) Else thou should be really rich with an annual income of at least Rs.10 lakhs travelling by first class. Otherwise is a public crime. 4) Before getting off at a station always make sure to ask the person ahead of you, "Uterega Kya?" This way you shall not feel left out. 5) If you happen to be one of those few gazillion, who travel by train during peak hours, on a regular basis, do not spend money on gymnasiums or health instructors. You will realize how effortlessly and in an innovative manner, one can practice yoga while travelling. 6) If you have already started practising this innovative yoga, see to it that it remains within the confinements of the train compartment. Try these steps anywhere else and you'll soon get yourself locked up in a mental asylum. 7) Always push the person standing ahead of you. It is amusing when the person ahead of you does not use a single word against you. 8) In case you happen to sweat or if your nose starts twitching, rub the desired body part on the clothes of the person standing closest to you. Your hands are gonna be of no use to you at that time. 9) Make sure you are the tallest among those standing around you. It affects you less when others have to bear the smell of your armpits. 10) Avoid travelling in slippers or sandals. It is an accepted fact that someone always climbs on to your foot. Regards, Mumbai Dakka-Bukki Sanghatna Office address 8:45 am 12 Dabba Borivli Local 6th Dabba from the Guard Side For exact location -- follow the sound of Bhajan!!!

"What is love?""What is marriage?""What is Friendship then?"

Feb 21, '08

"What is love?""What is marriage?""What is Friendship then?" A student asks a teacher, "What is love?" The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick." The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat,but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already miss the person...."* "What is marriage then?" the student asked. The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick." The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher. The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage. "What is Friendship then?" the student asked. The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the rice field and choose the rice that suits U and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick." The student went to the rice field, this time he is very careful , he starts scanning the field, he has picked all the rice that suits his taste and come back to the teacher. The teacher told him, "this time you bring back many rice.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have confidence and believe the more nice you get.... this is Friendship.

Taare zameen per

Feb 12, '08

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,,Meri Maa Bheed Mein Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Maa Bhej Na Itna Door Mujkko Tu Yaad Bhi Tujhko Aa Naa Paoon Maa Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa Kya Itna Bura Meri Maa Jab Bhi Kabhi Papa Mujhe Jo Zor Se Jhoola Jhulate Hain Maa Meri Nazar Dhoondhe Tujhe Sochu Yahi Tu Aa Ke Thaamegi Maa Unse Main Yeh Kehta Nahin Par Main Seham Jaata Hoon Maa Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin Dil Hi Dil Mein Ghabraata Hoon Maa Tujhe Sab Hai Pata Hai Naa Maa Tujhe Sab Hai Pata Meri Maa Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,,Meri Maa

Tata's journey from trucks to Nano

Feb 01, '08

1954 Tata launched its first Mercedes Benz diesel truck, Telco. 1958 India's first prime minister, Jawaharlal Nehru, walks through the apprentice shop at Jamshedpur. 1965 The owner of the first Mercedes Benz diesel truck, Sardar Kartar singh is presented with the key of the 1,00,000th truck. 1969 Employees cheer as the first Tata branded truck rolls out, ending the collaboration with Daimler Benz, Germany. 1977 Tata manufactures its first commercial vehicle at its plant in Pune. 1986 Tata launches its first light commercial vehicle from Telco, the Tata 407. 1992 Tata Estate, Telco's second passenger vehicle launched by JRD Tata and Ratan Tata. 1994 Tata Motors released its multi-utility car, Tata Sumo in the year 1994. After that, there was no stopping the car manufacturing unit. 1998 Ratan Tata drives the first Tata Indica off the assembly line. 1998 Tata Motors produced an SUV, Tata Safari. It was the first SUV to be designed, developed and manufactured entirely in India. 2002 Tata introduced India's most competitive indigenous sedan, the Indigo. 2003 Tata Engineering formally changes to Tata Motors. 2004 Tata Motors acquires Daewoo Commercial Vehicle Company, South Korea. The first range of Tata Novus vehicles from Tata Daewoo is launched soon after. 2004 Tata Motors starts its globalisation drive and launches the Tata Indica in South Africa. 2008 Tata Motors launched the most-awaited car of the year, its one-lakh car called Nano, at the 9th Auto Expo.

Bollywood and Hollywood

Dec 09, '07

We have all seen Bollywood and Hollywood celebrities having doubles and look-alikes. But ever wondered that there could be a Bollywood celebrity having an uncanny resemblance to a Hollywood celebrity? Take a look Priety Zinta and Drew Barrymore When we saw the two we couldn't believe our eyes. Priety Zinta and Drew Barrymore could have almost been twins. The resemblance is mind-blowing. Hrithik Roshan and Sylvester Stallone The two macho men have a big fan following, especially girls! And now there is no doubt left that the two aren't only the heartthrobs for millions but also are quite alike. Look at them posing! Shehnaz Tresurywala and Meg Ryan Well the Ishq Vishq girl Shehnaz Treasurywala hasn't made it big in Bollywood, but she will surely catch your eye for uncannily resembling Hollywood star Meg Ryan. Sonali Kulkarni and Halle Berry This one even came as a surprise to us. But one look at their smile and their eyes and you will know what we are talking about. Shahid Kapur and Zack Braff The two budding actors Shahid and Zack Braff are not only known to be chocolate boys in Bollywood and Holywood respectively, but also look surprisingly alike

How you can use cheat code on fropper?

Oct 12, '07

Helllo friend, There is a cheat code on fropper.com which sends a scrap to all friends at same time.... To send a scrap to all of yr friends first you have to go your dashboard scrap page or zone scrap page. There is button reply click on the button so its open one text area. In text area you have to write the cheat code like then yr scrap message come and click on the the send buttton. It writes a scrap to all yr friends who r in yr list. Hope u r getting what i mean to say abt cheat code. If u find any difficulty then u can comment on the my post and i will reply u. Also this is not current cheat code..you will find current cheat code on the blog post http://www.fropper.com/posts/7852. Have a Fun fropper way and Keeep scraping.... Note : Please be cautious in using the cheat code, if too much of spamming is found it might get changed/removed. So hope u people use it proper way and fropper way.