Our lager, which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy fame.
Thy wiil be drunk, I will be drunk,
At home, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the ale, the pilsner, and the lager,
Forever and ever.
-Maroonzone-