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» Chilly Question & Ans.

Posted on: Jun 15, '09, 1:49 pm
By Lovers_Point2009 from New Delhi, India

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday


Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?


Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!


Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.


Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.


Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?


Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!


Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!


..Love U all my friends....Anil Sharma

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