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by sbm09
HI friend. How r u? As we advance in life, it becomes increasingly difficult but in fighting the difficulties, the inner most strength of the heart is developed. My best wishes to u and an adoring HIT for u. Sajal

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by Raipur1856
hello watsup?????/

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by Chat3140
Ishq ne hame Rulaa Diyaa
Jis Per Marte they usne hi hame bhula Diya
Hum to unki yadon mein hi jee letey,
Magar unhone to yaadon mein hi
ZEHER mila diya..

*~*~*

DREAMS visit us when we are asleep -
But GOD is truly wise,
He wakes us up each day
& gives us every chance
to make our DREAMS come true....

Take my Hits..
Give me yours..

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by Chat3140
Joke :

Santa's wife dies. He is calm,
But his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him:
Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

****
Tufani Barish
Aadhi raat
Sardar Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aayaa
Waiter: Aap married hain?
Sardar: Kutte,kameeney aisi tufani barish main
kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizzaa lene bhejegi?

Catch my Hit..
Remember yours..

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by sbm09
HI friend. How  r u? Guess u have resumed the new week in a bright note. Wish u all the best and happy HIT to u. Sajal

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by cooolbudddy
Let us light a candle and pray for all those innocent lives and brave martyrs who saved our lives, our city, our state & our country.

Salute to all those brave hearts who are fighting for a noble cause and saving lives of billions. We are indebted to them forever.

Thanking You,

RAJ

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by Chat3140
Jokes :

Chinese track coach was asked how they are producing such fast runners.
Coach: It’s really quite simple, we use real bullets in our starting guns..
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Why are all those people running?
They are running a race to get a cup.
Who will get the cup?
The person who wins.
Then why are all the others running?

Have a Fine Funday..

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by Chat3140
Enjoy - Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam :

O hark, let us not think of the morrow
Cherish this moment, far from sorrow
Life is a temporal gift that we borrow
Whether dead for ages, or leave tomorrow.

Pursuing knowledge in childhood we rise
Until we become masterful and wise
But if we look through the disguise
We see the ties of worldly lies.

Have a Nice Weekend..

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by Chat3140
JOKE :

A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a
Commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table
and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded,
"Thank you, your honor,
I'll have A scotch and soda."

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Kash tum bakari hotay !
Main tumhain ghaas khilata
Or pyar se tumharaa
Seeng hilaata aur puchta…
PAGAL kon?
Tum ya Main
Or tum pyar se boltey Main Main.

Gussa mat karana.
Kya Tum Bakari Ho? Nahi Na?.

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by Chat3140
Jack n Jill poem in Laloo style:

Jackwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa,
Paani bhari ka vaste.
Jackwa gir gawa,uka khopdi phutt gawa,
n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raaste.

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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Stress
5) Diabetes
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Spices
9) Sleep & Obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL.
OR
Only LOVE is not responsible for Heart Break.