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by misha17
heyy..happy b'day bud
You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there .
yo cute hit
hav a cool dayyy ...tC

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by Riya2sweet
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife:
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! y?
santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?




UR HIT
Dont forget mine?

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by misha17
hii...hru?...hwz lyf goin?..ur hit...think bout mine

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by nehasinghCAP
Hi gd noon
hope u doing well
a sweet hit 4u

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by sush2710
Hai.what are u doing? tell about yourself?

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by Riya2sweet
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!




UR HIT
Dont forget mine?

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by Riya2sweet
2 sardar bank lootne gaye per gun bhool gaye.

phir bhe bank loot liya.

kaisa?
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bank manager b sardar tha bola, gun kal dikha jana ....




UR HIT
Dont forget mine?

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by Riya2sweet
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?



UR HIT
Dont forget mine?

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UR HIT
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by anbu2424
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman