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by Chat3140
Joke :

Santa's wife dies. He is calm,
But his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him:
Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Tufani Barish
Aadhi raat
Sardar Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aayaa
Waiter: Aap married hain?
Sardar: Kutte,kameeney aisi tufani barish main
kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizzaa lene bhejegi?

Catch my Hit..
Remember yours..

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Jokes :

Chinese track coach was asked how they are producing such fast runners.
Coach: It’s really quite simple, we use real bullets in our starting guns..
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Why are all those people running?
They are running a race to get a cup.
Who will get the cup?
The person who wins.
Then why are all the others running?

Have a Fine Funday..

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by Chat3140
Jack n Jill poem in Laloo style:

Jackwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa,
Paani bhari ka vaste.
Jackwa gir gawa,uka khopdi phutt gawa,
n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raaste.

*~*~*~*

1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Stress
5) Diabetes
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Spices
9) Sleep & Obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL.
OR
Only LOVE is not responsible for Heart Break.

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by Chat3140
Uska shukriya kuchh is tarah ADA karu,
Woh kare bewafai me sada WAFA karu,
Meri mohabbat ne bus itna sikhaya mujhe,
Khud mit jaau, par uske liye DUA karu.

*~*~*

If silence is golden, speech is Platinum.
It spreads wisdom, dispels ignorance,
ventilates grievances, stimulates curiosity,
lightens the spirits
and lessens the fundamental loneliness of the soul.
--Jan Struther

Grab your Hit..

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Kabhi yon Bhi Aaa Meri Ankh main
Ke meri Nazar ko Khabar Na ho
Mujhe aik Rat nawaz De magar Us ke Bad sahar Na ho,

Kabhi Din Ki Dhoop Main Jhoom kar,
Kabhi Shab Ke Phool ko choom kar
Yonhi Sath Sath Chalain Sada
Kabhi Khatam Apna Safar Na Ho,

Meray Pass Meray Habeeb Aaa,
Zara aur Dil Ke Qareeb Aaa
Tujhe Dharkanon Main Basaon Main
Ke Bicharne ka Kabhi Dar Na Ho.

***

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like?

Punch My zone..

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"All that we are is the result of what we have thought.
If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought,
pain follows him.
If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought,
happiness follows him,
like a shadow that never leaves him. "
-Lord Buddh
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Take your Hits
~*~GOOD DAY~*~
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~*~keep smiling ~*~
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by loveajay007
hi diya hru??? & if ur free then can v chat plz reply

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by Chat3140
RAHIM DOHA :

Rahiman dhaagaa prem kaa, mat todo chitakaay.
Tute se phir naa milai, milai gaanth padi jaay.

( Don't break the string of love suddenly.
The ends will be hard to join
and even when you can,
there will be a knot. )

*~*~*

Rahiman dekhi baden ko, laghu na diijiye daari.
Jahaan kaam aave suii, kahaa kare talavaari.

( Don't lose the little (people or things)
when you see the bigger ones.
When you need a needle,
what can a sword do? )

Have a nice Week end..Hit400

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by Chat3140
Quotations for Teacher's Day :

A good teacher is like a candle –it consumes itself to light
the way for other.

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.The great teacher inspires.
-William Arthur Ward

Those who educate children well are more to be honored
than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.
-Aristotle

To teach is to learn twice. -Joseph Joubert

HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY!!

My Hit On 399.

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Aur bhi cheezain bohat si lutt chukin hain dil kei saath.
Yeh batayaa doston nei ishq furmanei kei baad.
Ab kamray ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon mein.
Ek unke aane se pehley ek unke jaane kei baad.

*~*~*

Every person who is tempted to go astray,
does not deserve punishment.
A fool's mind is at the mercy of his tongue
& the wise man's tongue is under control of his mind.


Enjoy your day and Hit to your zone..