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by jennbaby
Hello dear,
My name is jennifer, i am a young girl , i saw your mail today at(/www.fropper.com)and loved it, i believe we can click together and make something good out of it, you can contact me directly through my private email adress
thus;(jennifer_doe11@yahoo.com) this will enable me to send you my pictures and tell you more about me.i will like you relpy to my email box,
i will be waiting to hear from you i will like you relpy me to my email address
 soonest.jennifer

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by peacearound
Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi
Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi
Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se
Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi
Kise ki majaal he koi mujh ko kahe deewana
Agar yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahi

*~*~*

Three Feelings:

What's the difference between:
Stress, Tension and Panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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by Chiktu

Ek Faltu Sher Arz hai

Meri Tasweer Aisi ho ke Teri nazar me bas jaye

Gaur Farmaiye, Arz karta hoon

Meri Tasweer aisi ho ke Teri nazar me bas jaye

Agar koi teri nazar me nazar dalen to meri surat dikhe use

Wah Wah Wah kya baat hai Masha Hallya

Aur Ek Faltu Sher Arz hai

Itna tumhe mai chaha sanam jaise

Gaur Farmaiye, Arz karta hoon

Intna tumhe mai chaha sanam jaise

Ke Houseful movie me ticket chahata hai waise

Wah Wah Wah kya baat hai Masha Hallya

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by Chiktu
Mobile is the only subject over which Men always compete who has the smallest

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by Chiktu

Sher Arz Hai
Thodisi shayari ki toh mujhe laga mai shayar ban gaya
Magar Mere fate kapade dekh kar logo ne mujhe Itni bhikh bhi dali ke mai mala mal ban gaya
Wah Wah Wah Kya baat hai

A recently fired
stock trader said...

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife...”

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by Chiktu

Friendship is like the dew on the patels of a flower, it needs coolness of contact to sustain it.

"Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle. "I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life."
"But I'm not getting married until tomorrow," protested his nephew.
"I know," replied the uncle. "That's exactly what I mean."

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by Chiktu

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself."

A young lady came home and told her mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell.
"Marry him anyway dear," the mother said. "Between the two of us, we'll show him just how wrong he is!"

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by Chiktu


Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes rebel, you yank it down and shivers meander about your shoulder; but cheerful folks manage to draw their knees up and pass a very comfortable night.

Now enjoy this.

Wife: "Why can't my mother move in with us?"
Husband: "Because the Bible says I can't!"
Wife: "Show me where it says that!"
Husband: "Right here, see. No man can serve two masters!"

Victory has hundred fathers and defeat is an orphan.

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Happy Diwali!  

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