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by beatofsoul
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

The greatest sin is the sin that the sinner considers to be ordinary. [by Hazrat Ali]

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Pe0ple say we d0n't know the vaLue of cl0se 0nesuntil we l0se them ,BuT its wrong we knoe their vaLue buT we never thinkthat we can l0se them


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mAin Uski h0n yE RaaZ TO WO JaaN GAYA Hai
w0 KiSka hai Ye eHsaS w0 honE nhi deta

haVe A a bLeSsed niTe

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by Puppy443
It's so easy, To think about Love, To Talk about Love, To wish for Love, But it's not always easy, To recognize Love, Even when we hold it.... In our hands

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by lucky_computer

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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TITANIC DOOB RAHA THA
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE
have a nice day:
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by lucky_computer
Life is only traveled ONCE, Today's MOMENT becomes TOMORROW's MEMORY. Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.... Have a nice day...

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What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ???
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Guess Karo
Ez Hai
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Nahi Pata
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It's Yamahahahaha. . .

have a nice day

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by lucky_computer
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: i will take it from tomorrow, tonight is final. :

Doctor : mr, can u jump up and ten times ?
Patient : but why docter ?
Doctor : it is like ......,the medicine i just gave you i forgot to shake it
HAVE A NICE DAY:

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by Puppy443
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

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by lucky_computer
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK�


HAVE A GOOD DAY

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by lucky_computer
This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!

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by lucky_computer
This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!

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by ashokthakur
Lets's celebrate the festival of
light-DIWALI with joy and peace
May Goddess Lakshmi bless you
and your family with luck.
Very happy DIWALI
Friendly hit
Take care
Cheers