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by ChinchpokliToChina
Ek Kissan (Farmer) Anaj Ki Boriya
(Sack Of Grains) Le Ja Raha Tha.

Santa : Isme Kya Hai ?

Kissan : Sahab ! GEHOO. (Wheat).

Santa : Wow ! De Taali !!! Main Bhi GAY HU !!!

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Hello Mere Rangeele Dost,

Have A Mastaani Saturday Evening.

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Catch Ur Mastana HIT.

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by ChinchpokliToChina
Chicken Ready ?


Yes Boss.


Fish Ready ?

Yes Boss.


Omlet Ready ?

Yes Boss.


Mutton Ready ?


Nahi Boss.
BAKRA Abhi SCRAP Padh Raha Hai !!!!




Hi !! Hv A Beautiful Budhwaar !!!!



Catch Ur Shuddh Shakahaari Hit, Dost.

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by punit-soni
salaam, namaste, aadab dost..
kaise ho aap? kya chal raha hai life me?

An average person with average talent,
ambition and education, can outstrip the most
brilliant genius in our society if that person
has clear focused goals.
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santa: i spoke to SANIA MIRZA yesterday on cell.
banta: thats great yaar.. what did she said??
santa: wrong number.

catch ur hit with
and where is mine??

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by punit-soni
salaam, namaste, aadab dost..
kaise ho aap? kya chal raha hai life me?

“If your actions inspire others to dream more,
learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.�
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sharab aag hai saki, jaanta hun magar
bana ke aag ko paani, mujhe pilaaye ja....
sukoon, jiska naam liya humnashin tune
kahan hai, kaun hai, kya hai, zara bataye ja..

catch ur hit with
and where is mine??

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by swapnil3951


29th dec MITHAI_WALA'S BIRTHDAY



fropper ki shaan
dosto ki jaan
mera langotiya yaar
hum sab se hosiyaar
hamare raja babu
hamare maithai_wala
jo hame dher sari mithai khilate hai usaka kal b'day hai
to kal use jarur wish karna...........

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by mithai_wala
HELLO MAIRI SARDI KI DHOOP, maire dost
kaise ho aap
××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
Humari mehfil ko fasana mil gaya
pyar ki gazlon ko tarana mil gaya
aap ki dosti aisi mili dost,
jaise khuda ki taraf se koi nazrana mil gaya
JAGMAGATI HIT aapke pyare zone ke liye dher sarey pyar aur ek ke sath.......
*************** MERRY CHRISTMAS ***************