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Joke :

Santa's wife dies. He is calm,
But his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him:
Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Tufani Barish
Aadhi raat
Sardar Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aayaa
Waiter: Aap married hain?
Sardar: Kutte,kameeney aisi tufani barish main
kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizzaa lene bhejegi?

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Remember yours..

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by Arjoomehta
hiiiiiiii gm....
HIT...............

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by Chat3140
Enjoy - Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam :

O hark, let us not think of the morrow
Cherish this moment, far from sorrow
Life is a temporal gift that we borrow
Whether dead for ages, or leave tomorrow.

Pursuing knowledge in childhood we rise
Until we become masterful and wise
But if we look through the disguise
We see the ties of worldly lies.

Have a Nice Weekend..

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by Chat3140
Success in life can be defined
As the continued expansion of happiness
And the progressive realization of worthy goal, good heath, energy and enthusiasm for life.
fulfilling relationships, creative freedom
and a sense of well-being…

*~*~*

Ek Yogi they, Aur unkaa chamatkari Ashram.

Vahaa jo buri niyat wale jate to gayab ho jaate they.

Salman Khan Gaya-Salman gayab?
Aamir gaya-Aamir gayab?

MALLIKA SHERAVAT gayi

Yogi.....Gayab!!!

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by Chat3140
Jack n Jill poem in Laloo style:

Jackwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa,
Paani bhari ka vaste.
Jackwa gir gawa,uka khopdi phutt gawa,
n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raaste.

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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Stress
5) Diabetes
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Spices
9) Sleep & Obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL.
OR
Only LOVE is not responsible for Heart Break.

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by Arjoomehta
hello frnd howzzzz ur life go on... hit........................................

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by Chat3140
You must not lose faith in humanity.
Humanity is an ocean;
if a few drops of the ocean are dirty,
the ocean does not become dirty.
-Mahatma Gandhi.

Have a Nice Day..

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by Chat3140
I do not know what I may appear to the world,
but to myself I seem to have been only a boy playing
on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then
finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary,
whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.

--Sir Isaac Newton.

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by prasul1984
hi!!! Pramod here. Wanna be friends???/

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With passion pray.
With passion work.
With passion make love.
With passion eat and drink and dance and play.
Why look like a dead fish
in this ocean
of
God?

-Sufi Poet Rumi.

Enjoy Hit of Weekend....