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by stillalone2006
Ek
Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha.

Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:

"O" Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12

Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.

Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?

Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho.

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by stillalone2006
Sardar and Police Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

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by stillalone2006
A
friend is like a flower,a rose to be exact,Or maybe like a brand new
gatethat never comes unlatched.A friend is like an owl,both
beautiful and wise.Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,whose spirit
never dies.A friend is like a heart that goesstrong until the
end.Where would we be in this worldif we didn't have a friend.

 

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by stillalone2006
Santa:
my mobile bill how much
cus car:sir,
just dail 123 to know ur current bill status.
Santa stupid,
not current bill my mobile bill!

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by ManojSmile2001
Wishing U My Friend

Every Star
A Guiding One

Every Sky
A Blue One

Every Heart
An Open One

Every Friend
A True One

Every Dream
A Lasting One

Every Song
A Bright One

Every Path
An Easy One

Every Turn
A Right One . .

Have A Nice Day . . .

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by wasim698
hi,
whats up