I am a happily married man 
(Don’t be silly. How can you be married and still be happy? It was edited by my wife. No, not the profile, my life)

I am a (not so) happy go lucky guy (?). I love fun 
(I love girls too, they are lots of fun. I watch them on bay watch and some reality shows). 

I want to live life fullest. 
(Don’t bother about my age. My birth certificate was made by my wife. I am already half dead she says, but I am still half alive).


I am a go getter. (Sadly my dog died doing that all her life for my wife and now I go get whatever she throws (on me). Phew. I miss my dog.)

Never say die is my mantra. (Anyway one is sure to die one day, if you are married you will die of desolation and if you are single you will die of isolation)

Chatters or whatever, please stay away. No chats, no emails, no phone calls. Please do not ask my chat id or email id or my mobile number.

Psst.My wife knows all the passwords and ids.
She is a big hacker and my mobile phone bills are under scanner.
 How about face book?

Well I am a copy writer. (I copy from other books and blogs and write here). I like reading books (But I hardly read them) Philosophy is my favorite subject (I was forced to rather).

My other hobbies are cooking (My wife never cooks). Driving (Oh! Did I forget to tell you, I am a driver too and pointlessly like it?) Jogging (No. It’s actually running. I run all day either doing household chores or running away from them!)

I love music in any form (I mean living or dead). 
I Love Jana Gana Mana and sing it umpteen times everyday. 
I love to hear D K Pattammal, Ustad Bissmillah khan, live. 
(I am waiting for the right moment to meet them)

I hate reading fiction (they are not real, you see). 
My favorite book is 'Cook your way to hell', by Darwin. 
(A must keep book. There are so many recipes that you can use and get the hell out of anyone you hate. I pick up one every time my MIL drops in on a holiday)

My all time favorite is ‘My fair lady’ 
(Don’t you look for what you miss in life?). 
Then Jennifer Lopez’s Monster (mother) in law.

All artists (who died and had not been able to act) 
and all the dedicated directors 
(who died an untimely death, safeguarding the interests of world cinema).