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by Abhij2000 Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha ENJOY UR DAY Posted on: January 02, '08

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by Abhij2000 In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... MAY THIS NEW YEAR BRINGS LOT OF LAUGHTER IN UR LIFE Posted on: December 31, '07

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by Abhij2000 At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? HAVE A LAUGHING NEW YEAR Posted on: December 31, '07

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by Abhij2000 Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! Enjoy WISH U HAPPY NEW YEAR KEEP LAUGHING Posted on: December 31, '07

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by Abhij2000 A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. ENJOY Posted on: December 27, '07

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by Abhij2000 Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am ENJOY Posted on: December 27, '07

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by Abhij2000 Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. ENJOY Posted on: December 26, '07

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by Abhij2000 Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents ENJOY Posted on: December 26, '07

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by Abhij2000 Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye Posted on: December 24, '07

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by ronit_jn hiiiiiiii Posted on: December 24, '07

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