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by lucky_computer

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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TITANIC DOOB RAHA THA
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE
have a nice day:
thumbsup:

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by lucky_computer
To
love
without
condition,
to
talk
without
intention,
to
give
without
reason &
to
care
without
expectation
is d
heart
of true
friend!

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by lucky_computer
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: i will take it from tomorrow, tonight is final. :

Doctor : mr, can u jump up and ten times ?
Patient : but why docter ?
Doctor : it is like ......,the medicine i just gave you i forgot to shake it
HAVE A NICE DAY:

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by lucky_computer
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”


HAVE A GOOD DAY

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by lucky_computer
This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!

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by lucky_computer
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali




Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of
Diwali ur Diwali ki Shubhkamana

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by lucky_computer
May this Diwali enlighten u with the path of Right Belief, Right Knowledge and Right Conduct leading to Everlasting Happiness and Prosperity....


May God Bless you ...All With Good Fortune and Long Life..



HAPPY DIWALI:
diya:

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by sweetykirthi
sure

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by lucky_computer

LIC launches new Friendship Policy.“JEEVAN DOSTI”Assured Friendship for whole life at a Premium of just a sms or a missed callevery day.To Register SMILE
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by isha2015
shatup tumhe kise se theek se net pe baat kerna bhi nahi aata hai mujhe aisa lagta hai. om bye keep in touch